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Monday, July 21, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Fist Bumps
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Demotivators
(Explanation: Rookie hero Osiris comes across a talking crocodile and befriends him. He dresses the crocodile. He takes the crocodile on trips with him. And in the end, the crocodile turns on him and eats him.)
(Explanation: Animal Man seemingly dies from a space zombie bite, only to really just be in a deep healing sleep. Five panels after his funeral, his buddies leave, and then he wakes up.)
Sidebar complaint: Rather than bury or destroy the contaminated remains, the heroes leave him on an open slab in an asteroid belt. So it's bad to bring him home and contaminate Earth, but just letting the body float out there in the open was ok.
(Explanation: Wolverine turned down She-Hulk because she slept with a guy. That's a hypocrisy equivalent of Paris not dating a guy because he parties too much.)
(Explanation: After much complaints about a Batgirl-went-evil-inexplicably storyline, it turns out she was just poisoned on a drug that turns you evil. And is curable with one utility-belt shot.)
Skrulzzuuuppp
The thing that supposedly ticked off the Skrulls to war was a group of heroes (these guys below) going to the Skrull planet, making threats, blowing up stuff, then trying to bolt out of there.
Since we don't know who was and wasn't an impostor, this is my take on "what if they all were Skrulls"?
Fantastic Four: SI Lost Scenes
Part of the SI preview's showed the Invisible Woman being an impostor.
Here's how I imagined it going down...
Let's be honest. Every guy would have the same idea.
However, if you ask any guy about this statement, then honesty time is over.
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I have no doubts that shape changing would be used as a lever.
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